http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110125/ts_yblog_thelookout/attorneys-question-whether-what-taco-bell-calls-beef-is-actually-beef
This article was recently posted on my Facebook wall as a joke because my school conveniently has a Taco Bell in the downstairs of my dorm building. The article refers to a lawsuit filed against Taco Bell due to it's "quality of meat." The lawyers of the suing firm say that the meat does not meet certain requirements that need to be met in order to sell the food. Maybe that's why they tell you to "Think Outside The Bun," because they don't want you to know what's inside the bun. I mean, I eat this shit all the time! Why wouldn't I? It takes about 3 minutes to get down there and I can get 3 tacos and a large drink for less than FUCKING 5 dollars!!! The only downside is, I make the 3 minute trip back upstairs and get off the elevator only to head straight for stall number 1. Approximately an hour later, I'm out of the bathroom and feel like some kind of alien is about to pop through my stomach. The funniest thing about this article is, Taco Bell tries to defend itself saying that they like take pride in their meat quality and that the facts are untrue. Like what the fuck is that?!?! Every day, your thousands of customers nearly shit themselves after eating your so-called "meat." Regardless, I'm still probably gonna make my 3-minute trips downstairs; I think the violent shits are worth the 5 buckaroonis.
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